Houston man blows government Covid loan on a Lambo and strippers

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08/05/2020 at 16:39 • Filed to: None

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WASHINGTON (KXAN) — A Houston man received more than $1.6 million in fraudulent government-backed loans, and then spent the money on a car, real estate and in strip clubs, according to a U.S. Department of Justice complaint.

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He probably would have gotten away with it if it weren’t  for those meddling kids.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > ttyymmnn
08/05/2020 at 16:47

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Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > ttyymmnn
08/05/2020 at 17:01

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I’m thinking strip clubs are just about the worst possible place to spend time at these days.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Just Jeepin'
08/05/2020 at 17:02

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I’m surprised there are even any strip clubs open these days, particularly in Houston. They’re all shut down here in Austin.

At least, a friend told me they were.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > ttyymmnn
08/05/2020 at 17:10

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This isn’t even the first Lambo paid for with ill-gotten PPP loans .

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Kinja'd!!! HoustonRunner > ttyymmnn
08/05/2020 at 17:49

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Clearly he got the idea from Florida man....who am I kidding, we have plenty of our own stupid in Houston.


Kinja'd!!! MrSnrub > ttyymmnn
08/05/2020 at 18:02

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Stimulating the economy, I don’t see what’s wrong

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Kinja'd!!! nermal > ttyymmnn
08/05/2020 at 18:04

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This is only the beginning of PPP funding mishandling.....


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > MrSnrub
08/05/2020 at 18:05

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Seriously. They give you a stimulus check so you’ll go spend it, not sit on it.


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > HoustonRunner
08/05/2020 at 18:05

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Texas is looking awfully Florida lately.

And here y’all were worried about excessive Californication.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > and 100 more
08/05/2020 at 18:51

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And here y’all were worried about excessive Californication.

I read today that Austin is now the least affordable place in the country to live if you earn minimum wage .


Kinja'd!!! facw > ttyymmnn
08/05/2020 at 18:52

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Further evidence for my claim that Houston is the Florida of Texas.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > facw
08/05/2020 at 18:54

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But “Houston Man” doesn’t have quite the same ring to it. 


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > facw
08/05/2020 at 20:00

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Hey HOUUUSTONNNNNNN!!!


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > ttyymmnn
08/06/2020 at 06:53

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they can jail him but he’ll always have the memories while it lasted.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > pip bip - choose Corrour
08/06/2020 at 08:57

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They can’t take that  away from him.