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WASHINGTON (KXAN) — A Houston man received more than $1.6 million in fraudulent government-backed loans, and then spent the money on a car, real estate and in strip clubs, according to a U.S. Department of Justice complaint.
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He probably would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids.
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I’m thinking strip clubs are just about the worst possible place to spend time at these days.
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I’m surprised there are even any strip clubs open these days, particularly in Houston. They’re all shut down here in Austin.
At least, a friend told me they were.
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This isn’t even the first Lambo paid for with ill-gotten PPP loans .
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Clearly he got the idea from Florida man....who am I kidding, we have plenty of our own stupid in Houston.
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Stimulating the economy, I don’t see what’s wrong
/s
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This is only the beginning of PPP funding mishandling.....
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Seriously. They give you a stimulus check so you’ll go spend it, not sit on it.
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Texas is looking awfully Florida lately.
And here y’all were worried about excessive Californication.
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And here y’all were worried about excessive Californication.
I read today that Austin is now the least affordable place in the country to live if you earn minimum wage .
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Further evidence for my claim that Houston is the Florida of Texas.
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But “Houston Man” doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.
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Hey HOUUUSTONNNNNNN!!!
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they can jail him but he’ll always have the memories while it lasted.
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They can’t take that away from him.